A Return to the Preference Quiz....
1.Skinny Elvis Or Fat Elvis ?
2.Catsup or Ketchup ?
3. Answering Machine or Voicemail ?
4. Mick Jagger or Keith Richards?
5.Ants In The Pants or Hungry Hungry Hippos ?
6. Night or Day ?
7. "Volcano" or "Dante's Peak" ?
8. Celsius or Fahrenheit ?
9. Wite-out or Liquid Paper ?
10. To-may-to or To-mah-to ?
11.Clam Chowder: Manhattan or New England ?
12. Apples or Oranges ?
13. Pen or pencil ?
14. People or Us Weekly ?
15. Glasses or Contacts ?
16. Beatles or Rolling Stones ?
17. Bourbon or Scotch ?
18. Pizza: Chicago or New York ?
19. Millhouse or Ralph Wiggum ?
20. Gum or Mints ?
5 comments:
1.Skinny Elvis Or Fat Elvis ?
Fat Elvis, but only in a Karate outfit.
2.Catsup or Ketchup ?
Why decide? Montgomery Burns couldn't.
3. Answering Machine or Voicemail ?
Definitely voicemail--but the little tapes were fun to carry around as blackmail material in the early 80's.
4. Mick Jagger or Keith Richards?
Lilly Tomlin. Oops--I mean Mick.
5.Ants In The Pants or Hungry Hungry Hippos ?
Neither--prefer Shwartz in my Shorts.
6. Night or Day ?
Night time is the right time. Right time for what, I wonder? Ray, are you there?
7. "Volcano" or "Dante's Peak" ? Pass.
8. Celsius or Fahrenheit ?
Fahrenheit! Screw you Europe, America rocks, and the metric system blows!!!!
9. Wite-out or Liquid Paper ?
Scribble out with a crayon.
10. To-may-to or To-mah-to ?
Let's call the whole thing off.
11.Clam Chowder: Manhattan or New England ?
To be a true Kennedy, it is New England Clam Chowdah & 2 vikaden, washed down with a Scotch-and-Murky-Water.
12. Apples or Oranges ?
Can't compare 'em.
13. Pen or pencil ?
Crayon (see above).
14. People or Us Weekly ?
The Weekly World News. It contains facts.
15. Glasses or Contacts ?
A monacle.
16. Beatles or Rolling Stones ?
The Monkees. Just kidding, Stones of course.
17. Bourbon or Scotch ?
Bourbon, are you kidding? Who are you, The Gambler? Scotch!
18. Pizza: Chicago or New York ?
Chicago. New York pizza reminds me too much of my wedding night--cold, doughy, and not enough pork.
19. Millhouse or Ralph Wiggum ?
Mommy?
20. Gum or Mints ?
Neither, Sucker!!!!!!!
1.Skinny Elvis Or Fat Elvis ? Skinny
2.Catsup or Ketchup ? Ketchup
3. Answering Machine or Voicemail ? Voicemail
4. Mick Jagger or Keith Richards? Ugh
5.Ants In The Pants or Hungry Hungry Hippos ? H3
6. Night or Day ? Night
7. "Volcano" or "Dante's Peak" ? Wha?
8. Celsius or Fahrenheit ? F
9. Wite-out or Liquid Paper ? Liquid Paper (rock on, Bette Nesmith!)
10. To-may-to or To-mah-to ? To-MAY-to
11.Clam Chowder: Manhattan or New England ? The white one
12. Apples or Oranges ? Oranges
13. Pen or pencil ? pens in funky colors/felt-tips
14. People or Us Weekly ? People
15. Glasses or Contacts ? Contacts
16. Beatles or Rolling Stones ? Beatles
17. Bourbon or Scotch ? No
18. Pizza: Chicago or New York ? Chgo
19. Millhouse or Ralph Wiggum ? Ralph
20. Gum or Mints ? Yes
1.Skinny Elvis Or Fat Elvis? Neh.
2.Catsup or Ketchup? KETCHUP. HEINZ.
3. Answering Machine or Voicemail? Voicemail.
4. Mick Jagger or Keith Richards? Ow! my eyes, my eyes.
5.Ants In The Pants or Hungry Hungry Hippos? Hungry Hungry.
6. Night or Day? Night.
7. "Volcano" or "Dante's Peak"? Dunno.
8. Celsius or Fahrenheit? F.
9. Wite-out or Liquid Paper? L.P.
10. To-may-to or To-mah-to? To-MAY-To.
11.Clam Chowder: Manhattan or New England? Fish, yuck.
12. Apples or Oranges? Apples.
13. Pen or pencil? Pen.
14. People or Us Weekly? People.
15. Glasses or Contacts? Wear glasses, prefer contact.
16. Beatles or Rolling Stones? Both.
17. Bourbon or Scotch? Bourbon.
18. Pizza: Chicago or New York? NY.
19. Millhouse or Ralph Wiggum? Ralph.
20. Gum or Mints? Mints.
Do you really care? Oh well. Here we go!
1.Skinny Elvis Or Fat Elvis ?
Skinny. Hot.
2.Catsup or Ketchup ?
Ketchup. Catsup makes me think "cat soup" and that sounds gross.
3. Answering Machine or Voicemail ?
There's something very satisfying about a blinking light on an answering machine saying you have messages.
4. Mick Jagger or Keith Richards?
Mick, because he did that duet with David Bowie and it's AWESOME.
5.Ants In The Pants or Hungry Hungry Hippos ?
Hungry Hungry Hippos.
6. Night or Day ?
I love the night.
7. "Volcano" or "Dante's Peak" ?
I honestly can't remember the difference between the two.
8. Celsius or Fahrenheit ?
F, because I understand it.
9. Wite-out or Liquid Paper ?
Um...
They call it Typ-ex or something like that here. Fun fact!
10. To-may-to or To-mah-to ?
Obviously tomayto, though my stomach does funny flipflops when an English boy says "tomahto".
11.Clam Chowder: Manhattan or New England ?
New England! Nobody better disagree with me!
12. Apples or Oranges ?
Apples for baking. Oranges for juice. Either is fruity goodness whilst raw, though apple slightly edges out for it's "not having to be peeled" factor.
13. Pen or pencil ?
Pencil because I can sketch pretty drawrings with it.
14. People or Us Weekly ?
People is Britney Spears approved!
15. Glasses or Contacts ?
Contacts..though I lose that sexy library appeal I have with glasses.
16. Beatles or Rolling Stones ?
Beatles!!
17. Bourbon or Scotch ?
Vodka.
18. Pizza: Chicago or New York ?
CHICAGO! I'd kill for some of that.
19. Millhouse or Ralph Wiggum ?
Ralph. So I guess everything's NOT coming up Millhouse then.
20. Gum or Mints ?
Gum satisfies my oral fixation.
Wow...Nobody's with the 'House ? But his Mom thinks he's cool !!
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