Why...

...are they remaking "The Bad News Bears" ?

...does love got to be so bad ?

...do the Ramones kick so much ass ?

...do people drive around with their brights on ?

...did Billy Joe McCallister jump off the Tallahatchie Bridge ?

...am I still awake ?

...do people think mashing potatoes with the skins still on them is a good idea ?

...isn't "The Simpsons" on 24 hours a day ?

...do fools fall in love ?

...does someone always steal our Sunday paper ?

...aren't my whites their whitest ?

...am I still awake ?

...do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near ?

...does the cat not want me to get proper rest ?

...don't you take off your coat and stay awhile ?

...does the caged bird sing ?

...did the chicken cross the road ?

...am I still awake ?

...am I asking you all these questions ?

...isn't cranberry sauce served more often as a side dish ?

...the man throw the clock out the window ?

...don't we do it in the road ?

...doesn't anyone like oily Homer ?

...am I still awake ?

...not ?