Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Damn you, WB...

What the h-e-double hockey sticks is the WB thinking ? My Special Lady and I sat down last night to watch the Tivo'd season finale of "Gilmore Girls"(yes, I watch "Gilmore Girls"-you have a problem with that ? It's clever, funny, and what other show ever had 3 Grateful Dead references in a single season ?) and things were going along swimmingly, Rory was having a crisis, Lorelei was having a crisis, there were wacky things afoot in the town...And then, Luke was giving his final speech, and the Tivo stopped the show...those sons of bitches at the WB had made the show more than an hour long, but they had not advertised it...I'm sure it was only another minute or two, like those bastards at ABC have done with "Lost" and "Desperate Housewives", but those shows are listed at one hour and two minutes, so that the Tivo records the extra time...so now my Special Lady and I( and I'm sure millions of other Tivo owners) do not know how the show ended...How would you like a "fresh" kick in th ass, WB ? And what is that crap anyway ? Calling new episodes of your programs "fresh episodes" like you're some kind of town baker ? Cut the crap, you frog mascoted jerks...Whew, that was tiring...Now, did anyone watch the Gilmore Girls season finale ? Could someone let me and my Special Lady know what Luke said ? Or what Lorelei said in response ? Please ? Pretty please ? Pretty, pretty please, with sugar on top ?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

So, I told ya! Where's my sugar on top?!