6/3/03

Yikes...What an angry young man...I sure hope he doesn't catch me reading over his shoulder...That would be bad for me...Such dark, mean thoughts....He looks pretty normal though...I guess that's often the trouble, the nutjobs don't always have the aluminum foil hats on...I wonder if this cat has an eyeball collection or something...Maybe he's one of these guys that has this completely normal and boring surface life, but in the basement of his two flat he has a steamer trunk full of eyeballs or toenails or belly button lint....Eeew, belly button lint ? Gross...I hate it when pocket lint gets on my Life Savers...Mmmmm....Life Savers...I like those...They're tasty...Especially the orange ones...Mmmm...orange ones...You know, nothing rhymes with orange...Strange, huh ?...Perhaps I should invent a new product called Forange or Blorange, and help out the world of poetry and songwriting !! Boy, that would sure be nifty...I wonder what the people on this train would look like naked...With nothing but bow ties and tube socks...Hmmm...Back to my invention...What should Blorange be ?...It could be a...No, someone already made that...Or how about one of those things with the two things on it?...Naw, too expensive to produce...I've got it !! A blorange could be a small resealable plastic sleeve that you could put your Life Savers(or other pocket candy) in to protect them from pocket lint !! It's brilliant !!! I'll be a millionaire...and the world of poetry and songwriting will have a whole new door open to them !!!...Kung Fu is a cool word...Or is it a phrase ?