Bobbin' Along LSD At 2 A.M.

"Throw my ticket out the window
Throw my suitcase out there, too,
Throw my troubles out the door,
I don't need them anymore
'Cause tonight I'll be staying here with you"- Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You- Bob Dylan

Why is it that every single time there is a caterer at an event at the Blueberry that works fast and gets the fuck out, the "entertainment" for the event takes FOREVER to leave ? I mean Jiminy Christmas, this fucking DJ tonight took an HOUR AND FORTY MINUTES to pack up his shit !! He was there 50 minutes AFTER the caterer was done. WHY OH WHY ??????

And speaking of the caterer, we got stuck with the leftover vegetarian dinners this evening, and I know, I know, it's a free meal and all, but I don't care how you cut up a portobello mushroom, it doesn't look like meat, and it AIN'T no substitute fer meat !! To quote that wise man Homer Simpson- "We're trying to impress people here, Lisa...You don't win friends with salad !!"

"I can hear that whistle blowin'
I see that sationmaster too
If there's a poor boy on the street,
Then let him have my seat
'Cause tonight I'll be staying here with you"- Tonight...- Bob Dylan

So, apparently, I am a very old man. I got a catalog in the mail today called "NeXt Ten: products for your next ten years", and it is chock full of magnifying glasses and LARGE PRINT Caller ID boxes, and even a special cane designed for helping one get out of bed !!! I really didn't need this. I already feel old what with the fact that I have to have one of those daily pill boxes because I can never remember if I have taken my diabetes medication, and now I get this catalog that is for my golden years !! Now, all I need is for someone to ask if I am RL and LA's GRANDFATHER !!!!!!( I have the grey hair for it.)

" I've been out in front of a dozen dead oceans
I've been ten thousand miles in the mouth of a graveyard
And it's a hard, and it's a hard, it's a hard, and it's a hard
And it's a hard rain's a gonna fall"- A Hard Rain's A-Gonna Fall- Bob Dylan

Criminy, I'm tired..I'm off to bed, crimestoppers, see you Sunday night/Monday morning for sure !! Same Blueberry Time, Same Blueberry Channel(actually, hopefully quite a bit earlier)
Try the goat cheese polenta
pjb