This Is Silly...

Why are we fighting ? C'mon, let's just end all the fussin' and a feudin', whaddya say ? I know what I said, but we both said things we regret, didn't we ? I said I was sorry, and besides your ass doesn't really look like three canned hams jammed into a pillowcase...I was angry, I said the first thing that came to my mind...Okay, and the comment about your breath smelling like onions and garlic rotting in a bucket of hot ass was uncalled for, and I am sorry...Of course I didn't mean it...Whaddya say ? Can we bury the hatchet and move on ? Well, you could apologize to me as well...What for ? You said that my singing sounds like two cats trapped in a burning burlap sack with a mongoose shocking their privates with a car battery...You do ?...Oh, I didn't realize you felt that way...Well, I guess we won't go to karaoke anymore...But that's okay, I still want to just put this behind us...And you don't really feel that I dress like Liberace without his sense of subtlety, do you ?...Oh, you meant that one as well ? Okay, well, I guess I could use a makeover...That could be our new project, whaddya say ? Yeah ? Well, alright !! That's why we make such a good team, you and I !!