Monday, July 17, 2006

Ball Sweat, Anyone ?

I remember once, when I was young and carefree, My Special lady and I and a few friends took a trip to old Las Vegas(or as I like to call it, LOST WAGES !! Am I right people ? Huh ? With the gambling and the compulsions and the losing everything you own ? C'mon, now...You know what I'm talking about.), in August. I think the temperature was around 108 degrees..I remember commenting that it was like being on the surface of the Sun. That turned into a pretty good phrase to describe the heat wherever we may have lived, whether it be Los Angeles or Chicago. But now that we are in Tallahassee, Florida in Mid-July, that phrase no longer applies...It is not descriptive nor extreme enough, and I have come up with a new one..."Living in the Hassee is like living inside the Sun's nutsack."

Have a good day.

5 comments:

Jen said...

I just checked the local Tally weather channel. Accoridng to them, it is 88 degrees but feels like 97. What the fuck?

http://www.weather.com/weather/local/32301?lswe=32301&lwsa=WeatherLocalUndeclared&from=whatwhere

Jenn of the Jungle said...

Suddenly I'm glad I am a woman, therefor I have no balls.

Ick, balls sweat.

c2 said...

No, but you have the feminine equivalent above the waist, which also like to retain heat. Inside a nylon and wire cage.

Helen said...

Being a long time restaurant worker, I have been in some very hot kitchen's. I remember one day it was unbearably hot and the chef said "It's hot like lava in here". Now, it wasn't very creative but it really struck us funny and we were all busted up. I mean, it was like a "How did you come up with that" sort of moment. I can still laugh about it after about 10 years. It was just so......silly!
Peace............

Feral Mom said...

How big are the sun's balls? Does it shave them?