Thursday, July 13, 2006

Confession...

I have something that I must tell you all...Now, I realize that by telling you this, I may lose you forever, but I have thought long and hard about it, and telling you is simply the right thing to do. I cannot live with the lie anymore...My heart is too heavy...

As many of you know, many years ago(it seems a lifetime ago, really) I joined a group....Correction, I ENLISTED in a group....And I served faithfully for many years, until recently...I have broken possibly the main tenet of this group, and I don't know what punishment might come from my admission, but as I said, it is the right thing to do...Here it is...

I have broken my oath to the KISS Army...For the last several months, while I have still been able to Rock 'N' Roll all night, I have only been partying every OTHER day...I sincerely apologize, and I will await judgement...

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Are you lucky if you can find half an hour a week in which to get funky?

apositivepessimist said...

oh oh...you should be given a thousand lashes for that misdeed. MY GOD! How could YOU!