Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Can I Get You Anything ?

How about a nice mug of shut the fuck up ?

No ?

Or perhaps a tall, cool glass of who gives a rat's ass ?

No ?

Maybe a steaming plate of shove it up your ass ?

No ?

Or a nice bowl of fuck you ?

No ?

How about a Coke, then ?

Excellent, I'll get that for you. You want a glass with ice, or just the can ?


Feral Mom said...

I'll take the steaming plate, with a side of get stuffed.

Paticus said...

Comin' right up !

c2 said...

It's not on the menu, but any chance I could get some hot tea with honey? My throaty's sore.