Wednesday, May 07, 2008

School Of Rock:Sandwich Flats Campus

That's right, Crimestoppers! it's time to drop some k-nowledge here at the Old Flats.

As many of you may know, Feral Mom has opened up a School Of Rock over at Gone Feral, in which she will detail how different purveyors of the "rock" have influenced her, and what a large role music has played in her life. "What a great idea", I thought to myself," I should steal that."

Alas, I could not steal from Feral Mom, not from the very person who introduced me to the blog world. So, I ponied up a nominal franchise fee, and voila, I was able to open up my very own School Of Rock campus here at Sandwich Flats.

Now, School Of Rock:Sandwich Flats will be, at best, a pale imitation of the original(much like Van Halen with Sammy Hagar and Gary Cherone, or that abomination known as Starship), and for that, I will apologize in advance. But I will do my best. I will try to let you all know about the music that has guided me through life, and shaped the person you know as Paticus. There will be hippies, some Jersey guys, some hot chicks(of course) and lots more, and maybe even some shit that will blow your mind.

To quote Seymour Skinner: Are you adequately prepared to rock ?!?!?

Coming Up: ? I don't even know, that's how rock I am.

But here's an appropriate opener(not much of a video, but this song is KICK-ASS!!):


Feral Mom said...

Whoo! Tits! Can I transfer some of my rock credit to the Sandwich Flat campus?

You are clearly about to rock, and therefore (FIRE!) I salute you.

Paticus said...

Feral Mom- Of course, we just need to fill out forms 247A through 247V in triplicate, and we can get started on the transfer.
And, it is you who TRULY rocks !!!