Sunday, October 12, 2008

Dirty Penguin Joke

Thanks to my friend Aaron for this one:

A penguin is driving through Arizona on a blistering hot summer day when he notices that his oil light is on. He gets out of the car, takes a peek underneath, and sure enough, it's leaking oil all over the road. the penguin drives to the nearest service station and asks the mechanic to have a look at the car.
The mechanic says that he has a few other cars to look at, but if the penguin comes back in an hour, he can probably tell him what's wrong with the car. the penguin agrees and goes for a walk. He sees an ice cream parlor, and decides that a big bowl of vanilla ice cream will really hit the spot, seeing as how he's a penguin and it's Arizona in the summer and all. He sits down at the counter and starts in on his ice cream...Of course, he has no hands, so eating the ice cream is rather messy. By the time he's done, he has ice cream all over his flippers and mouth and his chest.
He walks back to the service station and says to the mechanic, "Did you find out what's wrong with my car ?"
The mechanic replies,"It looks like you blew a seal."
"No, no,"says the penguin," it's just ice cream."


Avitable said...

That's a good one. Why does it look like you spelled "penguin" with a "q" in the title?

Paticus said...

Avitable- Oops, because i did. Fixed it, thanks.

Feral Mom said...

Heh heh. You said "seals." I don't know what it is about penguins, but they are inherently funny. Especially when they blow seals.

Paticus said...

Feral Mom- I think part of it is the fact that when i think of penguins, two things come to mind, either Opus, or Feathers McGraw from Wallace & Gromit.