Wait, Did You Hear That?

It sounds like two badgers fighting inside a Samsonite suitcase.

  You don't hear it? Are you serious? You don't hear it? It sounds like a freight train running over a Ford Fiesta full of cantaloupe.

  I cannot believe you don't hear that. It sounds like a rabid wombat eating its way out of a rhinoceros

  You really need to get your ears checked, man. It sounds like a team of dolphins being systematically disemboweled by a posse of flatulent samurai.

  Well, will you turn up the tee vee ? Maybe the lovely ladies of the View will drown it out.