Okay, I was expecting to be on the road to Jersey in the morning, but that trip has been delayed a day(a tale for another day), so instead of telling you I am hitting the road, I will share a joke with you. The joke is from the January 2011 issue of Esquire, and it's the Funny Joke From A Beautiful Woman page, and this joke was told by Sarah Roemer(The Event) :
"A blond is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster announces that six Brazilian men died in a skydiving accident.The blond starts sobbing uncontrollably. Confused, her husband says,"It is sad, but they were skydiving.There were risks involved." After a few moments, the blond, still crying, asks," How many is a Brazilian?"