Four Words- Billy. Idol. Happy. Holidays.

'Nuff said.

Murder in Twinkletown.

It seemed like your everyday winter community...

Until one day, when our good friend Frosty(seen below in better days)

Apparently became possessed by a demon, and beheaded his beloved Crystal...Below are gruesome scenes of the aftermath, photographed by a so far unknown accomplice(Rudolph, maybe?Hermie the "dentist?)...

  Frosty is still at large, and we believe he will most likely head North, so please keep your eyes open.

Christmas Beard # 1!!!

Meet My Ties Volume 41!!!!!!!

My first(and favorite) holiday tie. I never really noticed that I only have Christmas ties. What with my kids being half Jewish, I should probably invest in some Hanukkah ties. maybe I'll get one for Father's day!!
But, back to this week's tie. The Grinch and Max. I must admit, I really like this tie. I like the blue,and I like the drawing, and of course, I love the Grinch...And Max as well.

Here's a closer look:


So there it is. The three Holiday ties of Paticus.

Enjoy your Monday, Crimestoppers !!!

Meet My Ties Volume 40!!

"Hathy Holidayth Tie"
Ralph Marlin
100% Polyester
Dry Clean Only


Second of the holiday ties. Pretty Self explanatory, really. It's the Stooges with their tongues stuck to a pole, trying to wish you Happy Holidays, Seasons Greetings and a Merry Christmas. Enjoy!

Larry:
Moe

Curly

Enjoy your Monday, Crimestoppers !!!!