You Know What I Love ?

I love it when I am idling in my car in the left turn lane at a red light or stop sign, and someone making a left turn onto the street I am waiting on gives me a dirty look because my presence actually means that they have to stay on the correct side of the road. Fuck you.

I love being allergic to the city in which I live.

I love the Jackson Five cover of "Doctor My Eyes".

I love that those pigfuckers at FOX cancelled "Dollhouse".

I love dropping heavy objects on my bare feet.