Open Letter To The Stupid F#%king Woman In The Shiny Blue Whatever-the-f#%k-it was

nice driving...cut me off twice, and when I blow the horn to call your stupid bitchass on it, stop short right in front of me...lovely...there's a word for people like you, it's a little short word, but maaaaaaan is it ugly, and I do try my best not to use it, well I did use it at you while I was driving, but I'm not gonna type it right now...doesn't seem wise... i just needed a bit of a release on this, and this seems the sanest, safest outlet, though far from being the most satisfying...here's to hoping you contract genital warts, oh driver of the shiny blue whatever-the-f#%k-it-is...