It's Arbor Day !!!!!!!!!

So, where are the parades ? The protests ? Where's the arborial love ? Okay, to be fair, I assume that if I just searched the web, I would probably find at least one site dedicated to arborial love, but that is a distressing proposition...but where is the healthy, platonic, arborial love ? It's gone for good, isn't it ? I can just feel it in my bones...and that makes me sad...very,very sad...you know what I blame ? Video games and baseball players on steroids...sons of bitches...