Thursday, May 05, 2005

Why Didn't Pat O'Brien Find Me Desirable ?

You know, I have seen a lot about Pat O'Brien lately, as it seems he is out of rehab and appearing on the Dr. Phil show and all that...and that brings up a painful question for me... "Why didn't Pat O'Brien ever sexually harass me ?"...I mean, he certainly had the opportunity, I was an intern for him for 18 months, he had my voicemail number...And not one dirty voicemail message...What is the deal ?...I tried to dress provocatively...I ate my egg salad sandwiches as sexily as I could...and Nothin !!! Boy, he really musta been high on some good shit, to be able to resist me...

2 comments:

jaime said...

there's a really noticeable theme to your recent posts. . .why are you feeling so ignored?

Paticus said...

You know...I really can't say for sure...but there defintely is a woe is me aspect going on there, eh ? Perhaps it all started when as boy I always wanted a pony and never got one...or maybe it was trying out for baseball every year...or football...or basketball...or field hockey...or darts..or volleyball...or golf...or mathletes...and never making a single team...or maybe it's because...wait...excuse me, I have something in my eye...sniff...sob...I...um...I have to go...