Friday, August 26, 2005

Side By Side Shakes: Nectar Of The Gods ?

Oh, I think they are. Tonight was my second foray into the world of the side by side shake, and my knees are still weak. Some of you might be wondering just what this "side by side" shake thing is...Well, I will tell you...The side by side shake is the creation of a restaurant called Steak N Shake( which serves mostly hamburgers and shakes, for what is hamburger ? Chopped ham ? Oh no, it's chopped steak.) and it is two flavors of shake SIDE BY SIDE in the same glass !! Holy shit it is FANTASTIC !!! I had the banana/chocolate, and my taste buds will love me for the rest of my life. Here's the most amazing thing(other than the fantastical taste), it STAYS SEPARATED !!! I was looking for some sort of cardboard barrier, but it was strictly the skill of the Shakist...It's amazing !! And if you place the straw just right, half of your mouth gets one flavor, and the other half gets the other !! Can you believe that ?!?!?!?!?!? Is your mind blown or what ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Now, I'm sure some of you are saying " hey, you fat idiot, what with the diabetes and all, should you even be ingesting such a thing ? " And the answer, of course, is no...But I'm not made of stone !! I'm a human boy, and I have my failings(BOY, do I have my failings) and every once in awhile, I fall off the diabetic protocol, but shit happens, I guess...And please don't call me a fat idiot anymore....Now, I'm sure the skeptics among you don't think the side by side shake even exists...You probably think it's a fanciful drink worthy of Harry Potter or Narnia, but I tell you, they do exist !! They truly do !!! And they are out of this world !! You simply MUST try them !! Do it NOW !!!! I'll wait...

2 comments:

elizabeth said...

i am a vanilla/banana fan myself. i LOVE it. but every time we go there i get a major steak-n-shake stomachache afterwards... bad enough to rival a mc-stomachache... :(

sorry my responses are always so late after your posts..

Paticus said...

The problem there is, you are not getting enough food from that little known member of the food pyramid, the congealed group.