Friday, December 02, 2005

It's Go Time....

Okay, here we are...Bottom of the ninth, two strikes two outs...4th and long...The eleventh hour...Time to pull together...Get all our ducks in a row...Start firing on all cylinders...Face the music...Pay the piper...Dance with the devil...Flip the coin...Shoe the horse...Circumcise the kangaroo...Put all our eggs in one basket..Lay our cards on the table...Flinch the banana patch...Dynamite the cherry orchard...Dig in our heels...Spit on our palms...Chip in the yeast...Skin the cat...Take the shot...Split the uprights...Hit the road...Fill in the blanks...Shoot the works...Go over the falls in a barrel...Shine the shoes...Press the linens...Box the hats...Lace the cleats...Darn the socks...Tighten the belts...Spank the monkey...Dust for fingerprints...Sweep the leg...Vacuum the garden...Make the free throws...Buy the newspaper...Return the library books...Juice the mangoes...Dry the figs...Crack the shells...Spin the bottle...Burn the rubber...Grease the wheel...Flux the capacitor...Abhor the vacuum...Tip the hat...Tuck in the shirt...Mow the grass..Milk the cow...Slay the dragon...Stamp the envelope...Cheese the crackers...Dip the chips...Melt the wax...Seal the deal...Chew the cud...Feel the burn... Can you dig it ?

8 comments:

Lisa said...

I can dig it.

Paticus said...

I KNEW that you could...

c2 said...

Baste the turkey...max the envelope...dot the i's...cross the t's...and so forth.

Feral Mom said...

Drain the vein.

Paticus said...

good ones, c2, and feral mom, i TOTALLY missed all of the bodily function ones...shake the weasel...drop the kids off at the pool...see a man about a horse...tap the keg...damn, i suck !!

c2 said...

fuck the weevil!

Paticus said...

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
C2, you RAWK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

c2 said...

Always look eye!