Monday, February 06, 2006
F#*king Super Bowl...
Or should I say Stupid Bowl ? No, I guess it is called the Super Bowl, I was right the first time...But man, did that game SUCK !!!! First of all, the Steelers won...AAAARGH !! I do not like the Steelers...I do not like them in a house...I do not like them with a mouse...I do not like Bill Cowher...I do not like him in a box...I do not like him with a fox...I am sick to death of Jerome bloody Bettis...And the officiating sucked...Pittsburgh's first touchdown was not a touchdown !! The replay clearly showed that the ball got nowhere NEAR the goal line before "Big Ben"(ugh) Rothleisberger was down. Then there was the phantom holding that nullified a Seahawk first down a the 2 yard line...The "illegal block below the knee" by the QUARTERBACK on an interception return- it wasn't a block, it was a fucking TACKLE, you morons- he's allowed to tackle the man with the ball, geniuses...This is not to say that Seattle deserved to win...They managed the clock at the end of the game like Courtney Love managed her medications, but still, the Steelers got handed that fucking game...Fucking Steelers...And WHY in the ad for the NFL Network that showed fans of a bunch of pro football teams did they show a little girl wearing a shirt that said "Anyone But Dallas" ? They didn't show anything negative about any other teams...Those pigfuckers...Why pick on my Cowboys ? Ah, hellfuck anyway..Okay, I think that's enough...Fuck the Steelers...And fuck the Eagles too...And the 49ers...And the Broncos...I think that's it...Go Cowboys !!...Oh yeah, and fuck The Washington Redskins...at least I'm not bitter...
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Did you happen to see the Conan O'Brian sketch where a steelworker and a seahawk faced off...then fell in love...and then the steelworker felated the seahawk while it squawked? Neither did I, but a friend simulated it so well that I had to make an emergency trip to el bano.
I did see that, it was funny, they also had a guy playing Bob Seger singing Super Bowl versions of his songs..."Against The Seahawks"...and "Old Time Steelers" and "Like To Block" it was very very funny..He did about six songs...And of course he was dressed like the 70's long haired Bob Seger..
Are you sure it wasn't Bob Saget?
Oh no, it was definitely Detroit Rock God Bob Seger(though I saw no evidence of the Silver Bullet Band- by the way, did you know that they started as werewolf hunters in Eastern Europe, and then became a kickass rock 'n' roll outfit, hence the name "silver bullet band" because of the ammo they used on the werewolves- true story-rock on !!) and not notoriously foul mouthed comedian Bob Saget...
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