Saturday, February 04, 2006

A Joke...

So an elderly gentleman goes to see his doctor. He is shown into the examination room and waits for awhile. Finally, the doctor comes into see him.
"So, what seems to be the trouble ?" The doctor asks.
"Well, Doc,"the man says"it's a little embarrassing, but my penis has turned orange."
"Really ?" asks the doctor.
"Yup." Answers the man.
"Well, I guess we better have a look. Drop your pants for me." The man drops his pants, the doctor inspects the man's penis and sees that it is quite clearly a bright orange color.
"Hmmm,"the doctor says"do you have any idea why this may have happened ?"
"No sir, that's why I'm here. I'm hoping you can tell me."
Well, the doctor is stumped, so he sends the man for a battery of tests, and a few days later, the man is back in his office.
"Well, I cannot find any physical reason for this discoloration. Have you been to any foreign countries lately ?"
" No, sir, i haven't."
" Do you work with chemicals or anything like that for your job ?"
" No sir, I'm retired. All I do is sit at home and watch porno movies and eat Cheetos."