I Wish I Were A Better Person...

I wish I could rise above the bad feelings, and move on..."Forgive and forget", they always say, whomever the fuck "they" may happen to be...But I just can't do it...He's been making the rounds of the talk shows lately, and I thought it would be a great opportunity to bury the hatchet, let the past go...But the minute I saw him, the hurt and the rage came flooding back, and I threw my mango vodka smoothie at the television...So I am here to admit my smallness, to admit that I cannot be the bigger man...I simply cannot forgive Billy Connolly for trying to replace Howard Hesseman on "Head Of The Class"...There, I have admitted it...Judge me if you must...