Thursday, October 12, 2006

First Class All The Way...

I just want to thank McDonald's for going that extra mile and providing its' customers with grade A fancy grape JAM, and not that common,pedestrian jelly, in those shriveled plastic packets that look like they spent the night in a convict's rectum.

4 comments:

c2 said...

I'm glad to know that you are so familiar with the contents of a convict's rectum.

Paticus said...

Oh ha ha ha... i'll have you know, my knowledge comes mostly from being a faithful watcher of the fine, fine HBO program "OZ". That, and as community service for defacing a statue of Brian Dennehey I had to perform the cavity searches at Ossining State Prison for six weeks. Would you believe, one guy rtried to sneak ina opy of War & Peace ? Those cwaaazy convicts, I tell you.

c2 said...

I understand the use of fine literature for toilet paper; perhaps he was just trying to streamline the process.

danette said...

Argh Gross....!!!!
I was busy eating when I read this post
*puke*
You should've been a poet you know ;)

Nice blog you got here, found you via BlogMad