I Wasn't Feeling "Bloggy" Enough...

So I thought I might oughta do one of them thar memes I heard tale of. I swiped this one from Avitable.

Things that scare me:
1. Spiders
2. Vampire ninjas with guns.
3. Inactive puppets

People that make me laugh:
1. Bill Hicks
2. Albert Brooks
3. Amy Sedaris
4.Sarah Silverman

Things I love:
1. Freshly sharpened pencils.
2. Ralph Wiggum
3. The nightlife.

Things I hate:
1. The New York Yankees
2. Stepping in cat vomit in bare feet.
3. Fish.

Things I don’t understand:
1. Math
2. Jay Leno's Popularity.
3.Why Melissa Etheridge chose David Crosby as a sperm donor.

Things on my desk:
1. Lionel Hutz figure
2.Mini Mets helmet.
3. Fart bag

Things I’m doing right now:
1. Listening to Bruce Springsteen
2.Plotting my revenge.
3. Digesting.

Three things I want to do before I die:
1. See the Dallas Cowboys play in Dallas.
2. Finish living.
3. Find the Holy Grail.

Things I can do:
1. Notarize documents.
2. Tie a necktie.
3. Fly.

Things you should listen to:
1. Live Grateful Dead music.
2. My mother.
3. Jenny Lewis and the Watson Twins.

Things you should never listen to:
1. Those things they say about me.
2. Frankie Goes to Hollywood's version of "Born To Run"
3. That dick Quentin in sales.

Things I would like to learn:
1. The Jedi Mind Trick
2. How to Stop Worrying and Love The Bomb
3. How to pick up girls.

Favorite foods:
1. Bacon
2. New York pizza
3. French fries

Favorite beverages:
1. Coke Zero
2. Red Stripe
3. Blood of the innocent.

TV shows I watched, books I read as a kid:
1. Laff-A-Lympics
2. The Black Cauldron
3. Mad Monster Party
4. Charlie Brown anthologies.

Things I like about Avitable:
1. He's funny.
2. He's obviously a fucking genius.
3. He's damn sexy and humble.

Feel free to give it a whirl, if you're so inclined.