Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Success !!! Or should I say, Suck- cess ? No, According To Spellcheck, Success is Correct.

Online Dating
This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:
dead (10x)
fuck (9x)
kill (8x)
dick (7x)
bastards (4x)
asshole (2x)
whore (1x)
(but still no pigfuckers or hellfuck- I do feel a bit cheated)

Fuck that "R" rating !! No one's gonna come see my blog with a "R" rating !! I gott create some heat, some buzz. And all I had to do was write this post.

Now the bucks will roll in...Just like Showgirls, Whore and Henry and June !!!


a.k.a. Zooomabooma said...

I got NC-17, too.

But hmmm... I don't swear anymore, at least not in my writing.

Why'd I get NC-17?

* dead (25x)
* hurt (5x)
* crap (4x)
* pain (3x)
* hell (1x)

I guess they're biased against the Grateful Dead.

Paticus said...

a.k.a.- yeah, I guess in some ways it's kind of nice that they rate violence more harshly than sex, which is kinda the opposite of actual movie ratings.