Tuesday, July 31, 2007

What Movie Is This From ? Episode LXII:Trade Update

As of this morning, the last day before non-waiver trading deadline for Major League Baseball, there are currently 0 teams competing for my services. That's right. So, unless there is some major movement in the next few hours, Old Paticus will stay with his current team, the New York Mets. The Mets will continue to pay me $17 million for the remainder of this season(and the next 3 years) for my so-called "fucking awesomeness", so proclaimed by former scout Buzz Hanrahan, who signed me to a four year, 68 million dollar contract in the Lounge of the Marriott here in Tallahassee, after several Singapore Slings. True, the contract was executed on a cocktail napkin that also had a naked drawing of Sophia Loren(drawn by Buzz), but I quickly had it notarized, and now am swimming in money, because Buzz thought I was fucking awesome. Which, of course, I am.

Now, on with the game:

We have a winner from last week !!!! The lovely and talented Miss Ann Thrope correctly identified

"It is in bad taste. This whole episode is in bad taste. You young people are a disgrace to the human race. To all living things, to plants even. You shouldn't be seen in the same room with a cactus. "

from "River's Edge", a feel good movie from the '80's about teens dealing with the complexities of life.

Now, onto this week's clue:

A movie from 1986:

"Suave! Goddamn you're one suave fucker! "

Good luck, Fuckers...I mean, Crimestoppers !!!


Eileen said...

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Anonymous said...

Very entertaining blog, loved looking through it.

I have come across the greatest line from any film. This is from 'Planet of the Babes.' As you can tell by the title, it's a mucky film.

'Get your paws off me, you damn dirty gorilla.'

In fact, when I come to think of it, there's another great line:

"Fucking monkey... I'll get you!"

That mixed in with loads of sex, and you can't go wrong. Cheers for such a nice blog, and I'll pop in from time to time.


Paticus said...

Eileen- HOW HOW HOW !!!!!!! :)

johnny- Thanks for the visit AND the complimentr. Glad you enjoyed yourself. Come back anytime you like.

Jennifer said...

I don't know; movie games are very hard and I knew that Journey song but was MIA so blah. I need to visit every day. You blog a lot. That's a good thing.

gmttzy said...

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