Sunday, December 23, 2007

Evil Post & Weird, Wild Stuff...

This is my 666th post...(cue eerie music)...

So, I was taking a shower the other day, here in my Mom's house in New Jersey...And I grabbed the bottle of Pert Plus that was on the side of the bathtub and applied some to my beard...And I was suddenly overcome by a weird tingling sensation in my beard...I was, to tell you the truth, kind of freaked out...I naturally assumed that it was some sort of poison, put into the shampoo/conditioner by one of my enemies, so I grabbed the bottle to investigate...And that's when I saw the source of the tingle....The Pert Plus has MENTHOL in it !!! How fucking wild is THAT ?

3 comments:

Avitable said...

You shampoo your beard too? I had someone laugh at me when I mentioned that I do that.

Jeff said...

Cool. I'm largely bald on top and have no beard, but I'd bet that stuff would feel pretty good on my balls.

Paticus said...

Avitable- I hope you kicked them in the nuts.
Jeff- You'll have to let me know how that feels.