Evil Post & Weird, Wild Stuff...

This is my 666th post...(cue eerie music)...

So, I was taking a shower the other day, here in my Mom's house in New Jersey...And I grabbed the bottle of Pert Plus that was on the side of the bathtub and applied some to my beard...And I was suddenly overcome by a weird tingling sensation in my beard...I was, to tell you the truth, kind of freaked out...I naturally assumed that it was some sort of poison, put into the shampoo/conditioner by one of my enemies, so I grabbed the bottle to investigate...And that's when I saw the source of the tingle....The Pert Plus has MENTHOL in it !!! How fucking wild is THAT ?