There is really no way for this post to exist without my being a tiny bit indelicate, so you will have to bear with me.
Sometimes, when I am at work, I need to use the bathroom.And of the times that I have to use the bathroom, sometimes I need to...Um...."drop the kids in the pool", if you know what I mean. And I think that you do.
For the last few weeks, whenever I enter the stall to "take the Browns to the Super Bowl", I am greeted by this on the back of the stall door: I SUCK DICK.
It's a little bit faded, and smudged, because someone half-assedly (no pun intended) tried to clean it off, but it's still easily readable.
Now, here's my question about this: What's the point ? Is it a confession (either that they perform fellatio, or an admission to someone named Dick that the confessor sucks ) ?
Is it an attempt to trick me into thinking that I suck dick ? Was writing it in the first person an attempted ruse? Am I supposed to look at it, read it and ask: "Do I ?"
I just don't know why someone would write this. Some bathroom stall/wall graffiti I understand. I get the little rhymes and puns and such("Here I sit, brokenhearted.Tried to shit, but only farted" and so forth). Even casting espursions onto some else's character(For a good time call So and So)...That I understand. I don't agree with it, or condone it, but at least I understand the motivation.
I just don't understand the motivation for this.It's just written in plain black ink, no stylish flourish to the lettering or anything. No real artistic value to it.
It's just odd.
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You know, there used to be a certain elegance to bathroom stall graffiti. Remember the "God is dead - Nietzsche" scribbling followed by "Nietzsche is dead - God". Now that was class.
Now it's all dick and shit jokes.
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