Fear not, I have already started trolling the malls, looking for my next wife. I mean, I love My Special Lady and all, but it just would not look right for me to be driving around town in my new banana yellow Corvette with a woman over the age of 25. I'm sorry if the truth hurts, but I have always been a pragmatist.
And yes, you read that correctly, this morning I will be picking up my new banana yellow Corvette. Here's a photo:
That's right, I'll be strolling through the clubs with a coupla sexy ladies on each arm, and a nice cold MGD 64 in each hand.
After I pick up the car, I'll head on over to the Banana Republic(surely blasting some Lady Ga-Ga or Ke$ha, definitely something crunky, out the stereo) to pick up an all new wardrobe.Slacks, shirts, jaunty hats...I'm going all out, baby!! Of course, I'll also have to get a new murse.
40 is only as old as YOU make it, fellow crunkonians!
Happy god-damned fortieth birthday to me!!
6 comments:
happy birthday!
Happy birthday, old man.
Happy Birthday! :)
Because it can't be said enough...Happy Birthday!!!
Happy birthday!!!!!!!!!
Thanks Everybody!!!
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