"Hey Ma, How About Some Cookies?"

This one of my all time favorite Simpsons moments....The Simpsons arrive in Bronson, Missouri!!



  Because sometimes I just want to laugh at very clever, pointless shit.

  In fact, Charles Bornson has provided TWO of my very favorite Simpsons moments...

Meet My Ties Volume 29

The Simpsons
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My third and final(so far, anyway) Simpsons tie. I figured in honor of the premiere last night(fairly funny), AND the fact that I am actually wearing this tie today,why the hell not ? Let's have folks meet this tie today.
I like this tie quite a bit,largely because, as you can see(better in the 2nd photo), it has many of the citizens of Springfield in the background.And most of my favorite characters are secondary, if not downright peripheral, characters(though, it is unfortunate that MC Berfday is NOT on the tie).
My main beef with the tie is that they got the colors of Marge's dress, Lisa's dress, and Maggie's onesie sleeper thing incorrect.
here is the aforementioned closer look:

Happy Monday, Crimestoppers !!!

Meet My Ties: Volume 11 !!

Simpsons Photo Tie:
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Here is one of my 2 Simpsons ties...I think I only have 2...Anyway, this one always reminds me of the Tracey Ullman shorts, there's a certain crudeness to the drawings. I do love that it's in black and white, though. the one major issue with this tie: No Homer.
Here's a closer look.

Enjoy your Monday, Crimestoppers !!

Calling All Entertainment Weekly Readers !!!

I have a request for you.
As you may know, for their Simpsons cover last week, EW actually had 4 different covers. I have a subscription, so I received one cover- the Marge. My plan was to go out and scour the newsstands for the other 3( I NEED to have all 4- I don't know whether it's some form of OCD or what, but I need all 4 covers), but I dropped the ball. I didn't find any. Here it goes-D'oh !!
Now, I need your help. Does anyone have copies of the other 3(Bart, Lisa, Homer) that they do not plan to keep ? If so, I beg of you to send them to me. I would gladly reimburse for the price of the mag and mailing costs.

I Would Like To Introduce You To...

Homer's long lost half brother- Paticus "Beardo" Simpson !!

You can make your own Simpsons character !! Go here: http://www.simpsonsmovie.com/ !!!