Thursday, February 28, 2008

Holy Hellfuck ! Sandwich Flats is Three Years Old !!!!!

To quote Shelley winters, "Well spank my ass and call me Wilbur!"

Who woulda thunk that Sandwich Flats would make it to three years old ? Certainly not my dear friend Keith Moon, who predicted that my blog would sink like a "Lead Balloon". Thanks Keith, you jerk.

So I suppose at times like this, introspection is kind of natural, isn't it ? No ? Well too bad, as I plan to introspect my ass off, so there.

What have we learned, lo these three years here at old sandwichflatsdotblogspotdotcom ?

That I like lists.
That I like lyric and movie quote trivia
That I have very little shame(testicular ultrasound, anyone ?)
I watch a lotta tee vee.
I am addicted to ellipses...
I like telling people when I think something Rocks/Kicks Ass !!
That the few readers I have were very caring when my Dad passed away in November.
I have a lot of free time on my hands.
I believe I created the swear "hellfuck"
That I have Special Lady who must be the kindest, most patient person on the planet.
And twin daughters that I would die for.
I came clean on my steroid use.
That I am snubbed by People magazine, Pat O'Brien and The Catholic Church.
That I am phobic of Spiders and living dolls.
I am a big fan of alliteration

I could keep going, but that would just be cruel, wouldn't it ? But what have YOU learned here at the Flats ? Please feel free to share.

I want to thank those few folks that do read for reading, and I would like to give a special shout out to Feral Mom over at Gone Feral, as she was the first one who posed the question, "Why don't you have a blog ?" And the rest, is history...Long winded, pointless history.

Peace, Crimestoppers !!!!


Avitable said...

Happy blogiversary!

c2 said...

Happy Birthday to the Flats! P'raps I will go to Potbelly's or Jimmy John's in your honor!

Miss Ann Thrope said...

Yours is one of the few blogs that swarmed the net in '05 that I truly liked from the get go.

To answer your question, I realised I have much more useless movie and music trivia in my head than I previously thought.

But just for kicks, what do you think of Real Dolls?

Now that's some creepy shit right there.

Paticus said...

Avitable- Thank you kindly, sir.

c2- A fitting tribute. No sprouts on mine, okay ?

Miss Ann- thanks for the compliment. You definitely rule the trivia.
I remember the real doll from YEARS ago when they made one for Howard Stern, and then I remember an episode of "Real Sex" on HBO where they had a story on how they were made, and they had this woman who bought one for her boyfriend/husband-it was a little weird. I think that might kick the phobia up another notch.

Feral Mom said...

This blog was, is, and always will be KICK ASS! Thanks for the shout out, and happy blogoversary!

In addition to all the worthy knowledge imparted above, I've learned that public library parking lots can keep true lovers together.

Paticus said...

Feral Mom- Thank you ever so kindly.