Showing posts with label Happy Birthday. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Happy Birthday. Show all posts

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Four Score and Sev...Oh Wait,It Was Just 4 Years Ago....

September 10th, 2005...My 35th birthday, and the day that our beautiful twin girls joined us on this ride...What can I say...I was owned at 12:40p.m., and then again at 12:41. They drive me crazy, give me headaches...And make every single day better by their existence...Happy 4th birthday, girls, you are still the best birthday present ever..



  And as has been tradition, here's the recap of that day 4 years ago:

9/10/05

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Happy Birthday !!

Today is My Special Lady's birthday...Being a gentleman, I will not reveal her age. I'll just say that she's old enough to know better(whatever the fuck that is supposed to mean).

I hope she gets everything she wants today, because she certainly deserves it. She is absolutely the best person I know, she has put up with a dickhead named Paticus for coming up on 20 years, and as I have said before, she flat out RAWKS !!!!

Happy birthday, my dear. I love you.
And I will leave you with a little blast form the early days of MTV:


Thursday, February 28, 2008

Holy Hellfuck ! Sandwich Flats is Three Years Old !!!!!


To quote Shelley winters, "Well spank my ass and call me Wilbur!"

Who woulda thunk that Sandwich Flats would make it to three years old ? Certainly not my dear friend Keith Moon, who predicted that my blog would sink like a "Lead Balloon". Thanks Keith, you jerk.

So I suppose at times like this, introspection is kind of natural, isn't it ? No ? Well too bad, as I plan to introspect my ass off, so there.

What have we learned, lo these three years here at old sandwichflatsdotblogspotdotcom ?

That I like lists.
That I like lyric and movie quote trivia
That I have very little shame(testicular ultrasound, anyone ?)
I watch a lotta tee vee.
I am addicted to ellipses...
I like telling people when I think something Rocks/Kicks Ass !!
That the few readers I have were very caring when my Dad passed away in November.
I have a lot of free time on my hands.
I believe I created the swear "hellfuck"
That I have Special Lady who must be the kindest, most patient person on the planet.
And twin daughters that I would die for.
I came clean on my steroid use.
That I am snubbed by People magazine, Pat O'Brien and The Catholic Church.
That I am phobic of Spiders and living dolls.
I am a big fan of alliteration

I could keep going, but that would just be cruel, wouldn't it ? But what have YOU learned here at the Flats ? Please feel free to share.

I want to thank those few folks that do read for reading, and I would like to give a special shout out to Feral Mom over at Gone Feral, as she was the first one who posed the question, "Why don't you have a blog ?" And the rest, is history...Long winded, pointless history.

Peace, Crimestoppers !!!!